i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm always down for nudity.
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