Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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