ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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