Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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