I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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