the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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