where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
