girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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