i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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