BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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