We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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