Do you still have your period?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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