I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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