is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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