in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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