nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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