everyone is single if you try hard enough
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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