kristin has been a bad kristin
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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