it was like eating out sand paper
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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