In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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