i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
My feet surprised me
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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