i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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