Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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