i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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