I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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