I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
