no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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