Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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