I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
