he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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