Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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