Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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