What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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