As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Sober January is a disaster.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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