I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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