i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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