Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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