I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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