You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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