Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Randomize
