omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
