I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
she peed on how many people?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
BRING THE BAGELS
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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