Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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