Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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