i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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