Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
