I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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