Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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