Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
