i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
