can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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